and i tried to see how many stairs i could climb at once
“Now im up to 5 steps at once, this aint even my final form”
“I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD”
“Ball so hard mother fuckers wanna fine me”
“ffffFFFFFF- no. NO. MOM.”
“FUCKING?! I TRIED SO HARD AND CAME SO FAR”
WHY DON’T HUMANS HAVE A MATING CALL THIS FLIRTING THING IS SO FUCKIN TIRESOME
(Source: territorialcreep)
Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.
Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
(Source: girl-non-grata)
#First I thought he was in the TARDIS #And I was like ‘WHAT IS GOING ON?’ #Thor as new companion
OH MY GOD YES
I APPROVE THIS
“This adventure…I like it. ANOTHER!”
I’d read that fic so hard
(Source: morethnus)
x is my least favorite letter now because of math
Y?
i swear to fucking god