whatevachild:

and i tried to see how many stairs i could climb at once

“Now im up to 5 steps at once, this aint even my final form”

“I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD”

“Ball so hard mother fuckers wanna fine me”

“ffffFFFFFF- no. NO. MOM.”

“FUCKING?! I TRIED SO HARD AND CAME SO FAR”

comedy-con-couture:

WHY DON’T HUMANS HAVE A MATING CALL THIS FLIRTING THING IS SO FUCKIN TIRESOME

(Source: territorialcreep)

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

(Source: girl-non-grata)

geekishchic:

irenydrawsdeadpeople:

tom-hiddleston-just:

#First I thought he was in the TARDIS #And I was like ‘WHAT IS GOING ON?’ #Thor as new companion

OH MY GOD YES

I APPROVE THIS

“This adventure…I like it. ANOTHER!”

I’d read that fic so hard

(Source: morethnus)

(Source: commanderjshepard)